she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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