Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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