you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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