well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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