Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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