My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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