Those balls look pretty dangerous.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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