I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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