C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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