Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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