i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Come on in and take your pants off
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