Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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