love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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