these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
