how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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