I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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