Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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