and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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