forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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