either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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