if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
