she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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