you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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