Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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