Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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