You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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