Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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