Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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