nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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