he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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