They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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