He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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