A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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