I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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