I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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