Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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