it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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