your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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