Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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