just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You left your phone here
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