Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
