it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
where are you?
Hypothermia
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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