First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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