We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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