she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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