i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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