omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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