I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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