Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
