Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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