ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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