is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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