The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Randomize
