We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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