oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i barfeds in our rink
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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