Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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