that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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