I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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