Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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