I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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