I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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