this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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