Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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